Sunday, November 20, 2005



here to update le.. giv u all a lil joke..

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go toschool."
SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM : "One, you are FORTY-FIVE years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school..."

Joke 1: Ah Beng goes to a money changer in New York City with SGD$200 and walks out with US$80.A few days later, he walks into the same money changer with SGD$200 and gets only US$75.He asks the lady why he gets less money than before. The lady says "Fluctuations".On hearing this, Ah Beng gets damn angry and storms out, before slamming the door, he turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"Note: not to misunderstood "Fluctuations" as "f--k you Asian!"

Joke 2:One day, Ah Beng and Ah Lian go to a hawkercenter.Ah Lian notices the hygiene grades display atevery stall so she asks Ah Beng,"Eh, "A, B, C, D" which one is better ah?"Ah Beng stretches his head and says,"Wah lau eh . . . so simplur . . . you donno meh?Of course "C" and "D" better lah!A and B stand for "Alamak", "Bo liao !" (noingredients).C and D stand for "Cheap" and "Delicious" mah!"

Joke 3:Ah Beng went for a job interview as apolice inspector.The officer asked Ah Beng, "What is 1 and 1?"Ah Beng replied, "Aiya . . . so simplur . . .eleven lah!"The officer asked again, "Which two days of theweek start with the letter-T?"Ah Beng replied, "alamak . . . so easy . . .today and tomorrow lor!"Satisfied with the answers, the officer asked,"Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"Ah Beng couldn't answer the question, so hereplied, "eh . . . don't know leh!"The officer said, "Well, why don't you work onthat and come back when you have the answer?"Ah Beng left happily and met Ah Lian who waswaiting to hear the results of the interview. "hosayliao ! First day on the job . . . I oreddyworking on a murder case!"

Joke 4:Ah Beng was showing off his new Honda VTI sportcar to Ah Lian."Wa liao, lim peh's car faster than mata chialeh! (Police car)"Ah Lian was excited, so she jumped onto thedriver's seat, shifted the gear and stepped ontheaccelerator.The car sped backwards and crashed into alamp-post."Wah piang eh, you siao char bor, what you do? "screamed Ah Beng.Ah Lian, "so-ree lah, pai sah lah . . . I tothor, "R" for racing mah!"

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